I'm as rock solid as a...rock...
Goggle power!! WHAAAT!
As some of you might know if you know me well - I have since first year used goggles (the rubber band part) to open the classico di parma Four Cheese sauce (see image below) that I eat on a regular basis because it is delectable!
WELL NO MORE, FOLKS...
After 8+ hours a week at the gym, hardcoring it like never before...and wasting my life away (as many of you know)...I CAN NOW OPEN THE JAR WITH MY OWN BRACHIORADIALIS, FLEXOR DIGITORUM SUPERFICIALIS AND...palmaris longus?!!! WOOOOOOOOOT.
Thank you. No applause neccessary.
You can make donations on the way out.
posted by jessica @ 8:19 PM
1 Comments:
you're funny!!
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