Sickitating...
I'm SO FULL. Who eats a McChicken meal + 6 Chicken McNuggets for lunch and then eats 3 large stuffed ground chicken tortillas for dinner? SICK.Thoughts of the day:
Next time you're carrying those groceries home from A&P (or Food Basics) and your elevator's broken...and you decided to buy the 5L vegetable oil today instead of the 1L...and you went for the already made Tropicana juice instead of those frozen concentrate things...and your forearm flexors are crying out, your quads want to give out, and your traps want to die...remember that you are stronger than that.
And next time you're on the bike in spin class, and the instructor tells you to put on some more tension...but you've been cycling for 1 hour already and you're ready to pass out right on top of your bike...remember that you are stronger than that.
Next time some idiotic slutface gives you a dirty look and you SOOOO badly want to slap that face but you don't want herpes and you really really wanna say "&@*!&#* you *@&(*#@#(* HOE &*@(@!(@* you mother &*@!#&(*#()!!!!!!!!!"...remember that you are stronger than that.
And finally...if _______ ever breaks your heart...remember that they were stupid, stocky, lonely, pathetic, ugly, rude, pretentious, short, weak, (insert adjectives here) anyway...and that karma really does happen. They seem all put together and successful right now...but sooner or later someone will slash their tires ;-)
You're stronger than you think you are.
Happy Wednesday!!
posted by jessica @ 8:53 PM
3 Comments:
I had a mcchicken today also.
We should be friends...
My roommate had 4 today, i can send u his contact, u guys can be supersize me buddies
-A
excellent post snuffy!
i concur...full heartedly!
Has Kelvin been still playing ACDC and Rock in those spinning classes? Maybe if he doesn't it can alleviate some of the tension!
You have a lot of self control...except when it comes to Mickey Dee's!
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